Signs your friend might be pregnant:

I think the most important lesson here is to avoid both gyms and exercise when possible.

They said you spin into nowhere, but this time their destination was COVID.

I’m surprised there was no comment on Cardi B’s use of the r-word. Shouldn’t folks routinely get called out for that now?

Rumour was she ran some kind of cat sanctuary from Sussex Drive — to the point where it was kinda gross after they left? HUGE SCANDAL.

As opposed to Jennifer Anniston being his biological mother?  Probably a safe bet.

This happened to me a few years ago, and I still get chills every time I think about it.

AAAAA I *live* for these every year, even though oftentimes they creep me all the way out. Can’t wait to see this years’ submissions (except the inevitable dullards who think it’s witty to post some half-assed thing about Trump).

“Daenerys’ creep-ass older brother, who was definitely not warm or kind or decent”

I knew it was going to take becoming irrelevant for Elizabeth’s facade to come down. Karen Del Rey is going full Jeffree Star.

The fucker was JUST out there at the debates mocking Biden for wearing masks in public. He’s been teasing karma for many, many months, outchea practically looking under rocks to find ‘Rona. Well...

I’m so jaded at this point that I’m convinced it’s fake--50% to get out of the debates, and 50% to be able to say, “look this old fat guy had it and he’s fine, covid’s no big deal!” right before the election.

That’s nice that that’s what you would do, but she is entitled to do whatever the hell she wants. I remember how horrible it was when my wife miscarried our twins back in March, we kept the ultrasound photos and eventually posted them on Facebook. This child was real and loved to them and their family. Jack shouldn’t…

I don't know how you can see someone grieving and call it thirsty and fake? Non-celebrity friends of mine had a stillbirth recently and shared the story and images of their child because it was healing for them to share. They also wanted to help remove some of the shame and stigma that many couples face talking about…

“glamour shots”? Did you look at the pictures of her crying before the epidural to deliver her still born child and think “wow that’s glamorous!” I too saw her pictures and thought “gee i love how shes rocking that oxygen mask I this one”. Yeesh.  What could a grieving parent be “thirsty” for in these circumstances?

You won’t ever physically go through this.  You don’t understand the shame.  Take a seat.

Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t.

A lot of hospitals offer photography in situations like this, so its not necessarily a glamourous photoshoot. I’ve known non-famous people who post these on their social media accounts to essentially say, “they existed in this world. they will be remembered.” It wasn’t thirsty or fake for them to do it, and I think…

Tiegen had been posting regularly about their journey with this pregnancy from the beginning. I can imagine that, having had the pregnancy end in this way, she would want to get out in front of the story and post it herself.

fuck off