If there’s one thing I know about the guy who masterminded the incredibly successful and profitable Infinity Saga, it’s that he has no idea what he’s doing!

I fucking love the first one, as it came out during the golden era of my childhood. I’m really looking forward to this one, and I’ll most likely have a blast, but I hope they don’t go some sort of redemptive route with the sisters. I can see them being the villains for most of the movie then at the very end teaming up…

I dunno, that bit with the head at the end of the trailer was pretty effective.

“It’s like, acting’s bullshit, right? Like, at the end of the day, it’s all about fucking bullshit.”

I watched this live and was astonished not just by the magnitude of what NASA accomplished, but also by how far to the edge of my seat it pushed me. Seeing those asteroids resolve themselves from pixels to blurry blobs to detailed rock-encrusted heavenly bodies in the space of a couple of minutes was absolutely…

Tonally the movie was all over the damn place. So I’m not surprised that a movie goes from “Jane has terminal cancer” to “Thor finds his sole surviving childhood friend half-alive and mutilated, then makes a joke about her missing arm” also included a scene where Gorr carves off his own tattoos.

Are we sure that picture isn’t from This Ain’t The Munsters XXX?

Yeah, Reindeer Games starts out dumb, then just keeps getting dumber as the movie goes on.

Even in 2003, while filming Monster, she recalls pushing back against its financier’s desire to have a “hot lesbian film with Christina Ricci.”

Tom Hanks, That Thing You Do!

Feels like 2 Days in the Valley to me.

That was my first thought.  This is like finding out that Tom Hanks is secretly a competitive slam poet, and he keeps it under wraps by using his real name, Orville Reddenbacher.

Talk about burying the lede.  No wonder he goes by Tom.

I’d’ve changed it.

I think it’s funny that folks always ask if times are tough when an actor does a commercial. A friend of mine was trying to say the same thing about Jon Hamm doing Progressive commercials. Are y’all really saying you wouldn’t take a million dollars for an easy day’s work? It’s not about times being tough. It’s about…

“I had some pretty wild, trippy experiences from starving myself of sex and food at that time.”

Not to mention how many times the direct line of succession of the English/British crown has ended over the centuries.

But they don’t all try to turn slave-traders into heroes.