The was the year the Patriots embraced villainy whole-heartedly, rampaging through the regular season and playoffs unbeaten while setting mind-boggling records. Then in the Super Bowl, the underdog Giants, led by Eli “Gomer Pyle” Manning, pulled off one of the greatest upsets in sports history. It really was the…

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Alex Jones gets friended by Yahweh, and boy is he ever angry about it! Tune in this fall, Thursdays at 8 for: Mad About Jews

I threw that shit before I even came into the room.

Jane Wiedlin was excellent as the singing telegram girl

No one should get a pass for continuing to ignore someone’s boundaries. That’s a shitty thing to do. It may not be criminal but it’s definitely not okay.

Hey man. In your reality, MTV plays Teen Mom, Floribama Shore, and The Challenge all day long.

Yep!

No, I’ve actually had that happen to me a few times. Weird, I know, but there are men who manage to flirt without being creeps, who work with women without harassing or being sleazy, who know that if a woman says “no”then “’kay, thanks, bye” is something you can say without your dick shrivelling up and falling off.…

self-conscious, self-doubting recluses who’ve lost the ability to interact romantically with women

All day long? What’s it like in 1986?

I got a Community notification for this?

The moderate opinion is whatever has 66% or better on at least three public polls unless it involves raising taxes, improving benefits, or nationalizing something that should be nationalized.

I’ve wondered if their over-roasted coffee is to compensate for what a large portion of their customers add cream & sugar (or get sweetened, milk-based drinks made with the coffee)? Roasted to hell, it still tastes like coffee once you add everything else. On its own, it tastes like they rinsed out a crematorium.

I think you’ve answered most of your own questions. ☺ And to be fair, they are good questions.

That reminds me, the pit bull curling machine has been out of order at my gym for weeks now!

Where have you gone Jar Jar Binks

I first learned the word “fuck” from watching Steve Martin in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles with my dad.

I don’t think he’ll say the n-word. I believe that HE BELIEVES he’s not a racist, and he probably thinks the extent of racism is directly calling someone a hard-r n-word. But lease an apartment to a black family? Of course not, that’s just bad business because blacks don’t like to pay their bills.