50 Shades of Tan

Here’s my million-dollar pitch: Give us a scifi reimagining of Into Great Silence, following Obi Wan’s quiet daily routine on Tatooine. Moisture harvesting, patching the roof, squinting gnomically at the horizon - all done without a soundtrack, and four hours long.

No I’m with you on this one. The scientology connection to this is what makes it seem suspect, only because doing something like this is definitely within their wheelhouse (and they are certainly not above exploiting the public atmosphere in order to bring down a famous defector). But it remains to be seen, of course

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

My favorite thing about The Good Place’s twitter is that they only follow two other accounts: The Jacksonville Jaguars and Blake Bortles.

One accusation, maybe. Two accusations, wait a second. Multiple accusations from a time period over many years some of which can’t be proven or prosecuted and I’m sorry but it’s pretty easy to assume guilt. And save the bullshit, everyone forms an opinion about these things. You know what kind of person I’ve never met…

“Best summer ever, guys”

There is no Family Guy humor in it. None. At all. Have you seen both Family Guy and the Orville?

So many good lines in this. I guess I’ll go with this.

I kind of love and hate you at the same time for that. Bravo.

My favorite ADR is when he grabs a handful of crotch and this Trucker type dude can be heard screeching, “Ah my NUTS!”

“There’s boring, there’s bad, and then there’s ‘Bright,’ a movie so profoundly awful that Republicans will probably try to pass it into law over Christmas break,” David Ehrlich of IndieWire

You shouldn’t give them large raw bones because they can be full of germs (and if they weren’t at first, they will be once your dog has dragged them all over the yard.)

LeVar is sort of well known for not changing his name.

Why this .gif hasn’t been edited to describe Trump voters yet, I will never know...

NOOOOOOOOO! Not Terriers

“To be fair”

I never knew that Disney was doing a reboot of Cool Runnings.

And now for the comments of white people telling people of color what they are allowed to be offended by