The first time I saw a water bear it was the size of an elephant and probably inhabited by the ghost of Wallace Breen. Killed off Gordon Freeman’s mystical negro right in front of him and then the screen faded to black.

That was ten years ago and nobody has seen him or Alex Vance since then.

It’s the worst kind of yellow journalism.

But Steele said that only 70-90% of the dossier was accurate, so there’s a wee chance that it’s not.

The thing is Henry Cavill can smile. I’ve seen him do it. It’s just that Zack Snyder hates the things that make comic book movies work, so everything just becomes The Watchmen.

*ahem*

This seemingly should have happened years ago, but better late than never.

To all “South Park” fans, past present and future:

Or they’re one of those people that just whip it out on the subway.

Ironically this whole thing happened because Louis already pulled his own streaming content.

Drawing attention to the issue is what made Disney back off, ya dingus.

Sooooo, where’s all the commenters who said that this was a useless gesture? That DIsney would never submit? That the AV Club was doing something futile? All the naysayers and cynics who said that you might as well do nothing since that’s what “solidarity” gestures do? Weird how when disparate groups unionize they’re…

I have a better theory. This happens every generation. Hell look at the 80s as a great example and how the 50s were “in again”. Just like the 60s in the 90s and the 70s in the 00.

‘rice cakes and rum’

Can we talk about how the Internet is contained in one (admittedly large) room? The idea that you can physically locate the Internet somewhere is, like, the oldest people-not-understanding-how-the-Internet-works gags there is, and here it’s played completely straight.

“I believe unions promote a corrosive us-against-them dynamic”
No no. Not treating your employees well and pushing to the point where they need a union to get what they deserve is what promotes a corrosive us-against-them dynamic.

Since these are the Trumps another good lesson would be to tell Chloe to take a good look at the girl trick-or-treating next to her because that will be her stepmother in 15 years.

I would have straight-up Lizzie Borden-ed my parents if they had tried to spend more time with me.

My notes for that scene read: “THIS IS WHY WE NEED MORE FEMALE CEOS.”

This is the second time I’ve seen the phrase “Traces of narcotics” this week. Is this a thing? Can you be arrested and tried for traces? If not, then what does a an arrest warrant on months old suspicion get them? Do they think Rose McGowan is going to show up to a police station in Virginia with her pockets just full…

Wouldn’t life be so much better for so many people if they could just meet Sara Lance.