You're talking about Mario Van Peebles' boobs, right? Because that man was incapable of finding a shirt that wasn't wide open to the navel.

To expand on your already excellent points, slavery as an institution pre-America (like in Roman, Greek, and Viking societies) was understood as a shitty thing that can happen to conquered people. At no point were those slaves considered less than human, just regular people who caught a shitty break. American slavery,…

Two songs. How could you forget "Ninja Rap".

Moral of the story, make sure you feed your dog.

I believe you're thinking of "A Fish Called Wanda" when Kevin Kline introduces himself as Harvey Man-fren-jen-sen-den.

Well, of course, we all know that deadly viruses are bioluminescent. That's just science.

You're right, I was one of the shitty commenters, and it's true she grew into an intelligent woman who grew beyond the child fame to a life outside of that bubble. It's just a little weird for someone who seems to want to stay away from fame to give so many interviews about her fame. It's really the fourth or fifth…

Okay, then. We've all read the interview and the comments. So . . . we're done, right?

Yeah, fuck off, I'm a Bears fan, and his two sacks are mostly because our offensive line is like a wet paper towel. But yeah, he's good.

Look, I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but John Williams does more than just reflect the people he's studied, he uses whole motifs and fanfares for his own purposes. He does a really good job of it, the Star Wars, Superman, and Jaws themes have and will last far, far, FAR longer than the pieces where they were…

Yeah, that whole, "See, the problem with this scene is that the music matches the emotional content" thing was kinda weird. Sure, occasionally it can be useful to ironically use a happy piece of music to highlight the horror or sadness of a scene, but that's not something to be used too often. All that's not saying…

Kinda odd, watching the video. As soon as he asked about MCU music, I started humming The Avengers theme. I also remember Incredible Hulk really clearly, plus the awesome end-credits music to Iron Man 3. Sure, there's some music that's absolutely and forever seared into our collective minds, but that's partially…

Well, John Williams stole everything he ever wrote, so I wouldn't worry too much about him. 99% of his stuff (including the big memorable stuff from Star Wars and Jaws) is heavily cribbed from other sources. Which is fine, as far as it goes, but of all people to complain about temp music . . .

There's a linebacker who plays for the Texans named "Whitney Mercilus". I thought, "Yeah, good name for a linebacker" and "GREAT supervillain name" at the same time.

He's Mr. Misanthrope! The super villain nobody's ever actually seen or heard of because he doesn't leave the house or talk to people!

Along with Private Pissed-off, Corporal Cranky and Sergeant Sarcastic. And Admiral Acrimonious.

I'm kind of upset we never got a "BloodBlood" or "BlackDark".

"And who might you be?"
"I am your destruction, Wolverine. I. Am. Doctor Unpropitious."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"Doctor Unpropritious."
"Just . . . one more time."
"It's an adverb . . . it means not a good chance of success."
"So you're Doctor "I'll probably fail"?"
"Not me, you . . dammit! You know how few really good bad…

That's called "Going Full William Atherton".

Nah, his buddy's just always pointing out dumb, mundane shit. "Look over there! What is that?" (without looking) "I dunno, Bob. A tree?" "Oh yeah, that's it. HEY! Look! Down on the ground!" "I'm guessing a squirrel, Bob." "Yeah . . . yeah that's what it is." "Look! Up in the sky!" *sigh* "A bird? A plane?"