What car?

I did not notice, because who ever looks at the person posing with the car?

assumed it was someone famous but frankly i was too distracted by whatever the F is happening with the wheels and also the shitty headlights.

Fully extended arm that is likely insured by Lloyd’s of London for tens of millions of dollars.

How very Double-A of them.

I’ve been trying to explain that idea to friends of mine for ages. I moved back to DC (from overseas) recently and bought a small’ish condo really close in to the city. The dollar-to-square-foot pricing was pretty high. My (all married with kids) friends were all “why didn’t you buy way out in the sticks where we…

I actually tried it and not counting my time, it saved me exactly $20. For that I said Fuck it.

Depends on the context of too much.

A) Gotta let Russia, China, etc know that we are launching a test ICBM and another test missile so nobody gets the wrong idea.

Reminds me of something you’d see above grandpa’s fireplace.

Money can buy everything except good taste.

Only the finest screened-on genuine clipart will do for the most discerning customers such as these.

Isn’t this Kristen territory?

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

I believe he coined the term!

That looks like about a, what, 30 foot drop to the ground below? Meaning he should hit the ground going about 31 mph-ish when he hits the ground. If his airbags didn’t go off in the initial collision, that should be a totally survivable fall, assuming that he doesn’t land roof-down.

I once drove from FL to AZ (and back!). Crossing into Texas on I-10 I soon passed a mileage sign that indicated El Paso was only 820 or so miles away. Thanks for the reminder, Texas.

And to complete the story, here’s the car in its natural habitat:

It’s just a shame it had to be basil and not parsley or cilantro or practically any other herb.

It just smelled like the worst buttfunk you could ever imagine mixed with basil. Yeah, i said it. Basil. Spent a lot of time with that smell.