You should never mock someone for driving an old car.

This document ALSO publicly reveals the identities of Dallas’ bad drivers:

Hot hot dog take

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

I hope like hell all these kids, and their rusty, trusty ride, are still around in the a few years. The crap falling down in the Ukraine and all over that part of the world is ugly and all too likely to persist but I can hope, at least.

Lacrosse? Cricket? Really?

Just use a crappy lager or even a moderate amber. I made a pizza with Freetail’s Souldoubt IPA and it was way too resinous. It made the dough taste really bitter, and since I’m not a nuYakwker and like pizza with a substantial crust on it, the effect was not good.

In my mind, I moved the hypen one word to the right...

And from now on, forever and ever, the past tense of thinkpiece will be “Thoughtpieced”.