Change your name, abandon kids, buy Miata, it’s always the answer

Serves you right for drinking ginger ale

At least I know my undercover life as a frotteur won’t be reduced to tawdry sex-taping when my home is raided & the footage is seized.

I don’t need all this cause I take mine to a Faith Mechanic.

Tell it like it is. Monfort needs to sell the team for the team to make any strides. Fuck the ownership for sure.

Clearly the answer is Miata and $50,000 worth of upgrades.

This shit started after 9/11. Talk about letting the terrorists win.

Liking guacamole at all means you support terrorism.

Ugh. Domestique violence is the worst!

I’m assuming that ‘high functioning’ attestation is a self assessment?

He seems to be bad at comedy, but producing a rehash of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos is quite possibly one of the greatest things he’s done. And by any measurement, it is a significant achievement.