Seeing as he was trying to stop the birth of Ed Furlong, I think it’s acceptable behavior.

You prefer The Destroyer?

That’s not a Filipino Ranger; THIS is a Filipino Ranger:

The appropriate way to slice a bagel is to hold it carefully in one hand, then lift the lid to the trashcan with the other and drop it in then go make some toast.

I’d pay good money to see some squid on a ‘busa with ape-hangers, though.

The Jag E-type answers your question:

Ignoring them is by far the most powerful and striking mockery you can perform on simple shit-heads like Palin and Trump. If more people would ignore all these idiots (from Trump to Jeb to Hilly, et-al) then we (the people) could get on to actually governing ourselves without the fucking freakshow we have to endure…

I give it a week in the wild before some pervo hacks the sensor and installs the target around his own ass.

As an American I can forgive your being a Conservative. I can’t, in good conscience, forgive your being a Mets fan.

Don’t do this! Make tamales instead!

Don’t the manufacturers recommend against storing them upright? Specially the rotomolded/thermoplastic ones, due to the weight causing the boats to deform over time.

Extended swing arms. Fuck these guys and the horse they rode in on.

So if I got one of these and put the Miata on it, it would be Master-Blaster?

Wherever these hipster doofii are located, I hope they’re not actually selling this as “BBQ Brisket”. If so, someone needs to stop by and punch them both in the throat. The only good thing about living in Texas is that I can drive 30min in any direction and find BBQ good enough to almost make you forget the weather.

You obviously haven’t had good beef. I grew up on a farm and we bred and raised and butchered all our own beef; all it needed was a suitable application of fire (and a little salt cause we’re not stupid) to be absolutely delicious.

Dear vegetarians,

Tell that to Nanking...

If it’s anything like a tankslapper, then you want to get weight on the nose to get it under control.

I can’t make regular grilled cheese anymore. Thick, good bread w lots of butter, thin slices of sharp cheddar and then grated mozzarella, parm, monterey jack and cheddar mixed with diced Hatch green chile. By mixing the green chiles with grated cheese it incorporates them into the melty-goodness and prevents a…

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