Needs more “Hip Hop Attitude”.

Ok. You win. +1

You left off the last, important item:
Once you’re done, remove ALL YOUR DAMN SIGNS!!!

There’s always that one asshole who has to ruin the fly-in for EVERYBODY...

So what does Alex Jones say about it, then?

Above all else, teach them this:

A) ALL rental cars are 4wheel drive

B) I double-dog-dare you to cross post this to Jalopnik.

They’re both dinks. The Beemer should be crushed into a cube and placed in the bed of the pickup which should then be crushed into a cube around the Beemer-cube. The hybrid Ford/Beeemer-cube should then be picked up by a large crane to a height of about 100’ then dropped on both drivers whilst standing on the sacred…

That being said: Good on him for stepping on a few of the stereotypes at least, though.

Doesn’t count: he only did it cause he’s trying to get in the pants of the blonde chick sitting to his left. You can tell when he’s first handed the ball that he’s doing the mental arithmatic of “I want to keep this for myself but then Buffy will think i’m a total douche. I have to find a cute kid with a non-MILFy Mom…

So FIFA, then?

Fuckin’ Sharks, man!