...with “singer” Courtney Love live-tweeting...

Fixed that for ya.

A) ALL rental cars are 4wheel drive

B) I double-dog-dare you to cross post this to Jalopnik.

They’re both dinks. The Beemer should be crushed into a cube and placed in the bed of the pickup which should then be crushed into a cube around the Beemer-cube. The hybrid Ford/Beeemer-cube should then be picked up by a large crane to a height of about 100’ then dropped on both drivers whilst standing on the sacred…

That being said: Good on him for stepping on a few of the stereotypes at least, though.

Doesn’t count: he only did it cause he’s trying to get in the pants of the blonde chick sitting to his left. You can tell when he’s first handed the ball that he’s doing the mental arithmatic of “I want to keep this for myself but then Buffy will think i’m a total douche. I have to find a cute kid with a non-MILFy Mom…

I think there’s the problem right there. No, the world isn’t here to provide answers to your kids. Yours are just like all 7.5B other freaking humans on the planet and they’re not special to anyone but you. It might be a precious, memorable moment to you but to the world that is being bothered by your poorly mannered…

So FIFA, then?

Seems to me if it’s not how kids work then it’s the fault of their parents for not teaching them. The world isn’t here to keep your child happy nor to satisfy their curiosity. If you teach them that they can ask you any question in the world but that there are some that aren’t any of their business (“Why is that man’s…

Try telling your curious child this:”I don’t know, but it’s none of our business so don’t worry about it.”

Fuckin’ Sharks, man!