That being said: Good on him for stepping on a few of the stereotypes at least, though.

Doesn’t count: he only did it cause he’s trying to get in the pants of the blonde chick sitting to his left. You can tell when he’s first handed the ball that he’s doing the mental arithmatic of “I want to keep this for myself but then Buffy will think i’m a total douche. I have to find a cute kid with a non-MILFy Mom…

So FIFA, then?

Fuckin’ Sharks, man!