What good would that do? Texas cops are among the worst drivers in the state as evidenced by their complete lack of ability and understanding of traffic laws in SA...

That can't be right.

I like to use " 'P' as in psychologist".

Also, everybody needs to learn that there's no such thing as a "Fast" lane; it's actually a "Passing " lane and it doesn't matter how "fast" or "slow" you're going, you should only occupy it if you're passing someone...

Dispose? Why dispose when you can dissolve?
We learned from Breaking Bad to use hyrdroflouric acid and to be sure and use a polyethylene tub cause it'll eat through the one in your bathroom...

I live in San Antonio; where are these "adequate freeways" of which you speak? The traffic engineering in this town is a total joke. That's why they're having to retrofit interchanges onto 10 and 35 between all the loops and big roads (they just got most of the interchange at 281/1604 done). Since they have to…

Ha! I grew up in Oklahoma: We mess with Texas.

Ft Sam Houston in San Antonio was closed till 10am. The roads by then were fine though overpasses, of which there are a metric ass-load in town, were still slick. It took me over an hour to make it the 12 miles to work courtesy of having to circle around two closed bridges (not overpasses, bridges) and one…

Jesus was my copilot, but we crashed in the Andes and I was forced to eat him...

We all know the proper pronunciation of "Audi" is "Outie".

Want to make sure your little darlings know the value of persistence and determination? Not a problem:

In the mid 2000's I found a place in DC that had "I <3 Allah" bumper stickers and bought a handful of them. Upon returning home to San Antonio I would affix one to the bumper of any assholeishly parked big pickup.

If only those greedy bastards at UHaul would provide some instructions, where they could be clearly seen by any sentient being whose butt is in the driver's seat of the vehicle towing that trailer. Maybe a warning of some type or a speed limit; instead they only post this hieroglyphic which no living human could ever…

and your zoo doesn't let ya pet 'em, either...

All of Route66 through NM qualifies as a good place to stop for lunch. You can't go wrong with a green chile cheeseburger anywhere in the state.

Dang straight! Braum's only extends to just South of Dallas on I35 so I am damned to live a Hot Fudge Brownie Sundae free life unless I'm headed North for several hours. My wife and I went to a show at the American Airlines Center and we hit Braum's for lunch and a Double Dip Sugar-Shock Express in both directions. …

Don't tell that to the Utahraptor:

I live in San Antonio and drive a Miata. I don't have to assume every other driver is a dumbass; I am given proof that every time I hit the road...

What we can extrapolate about the design from every frakkin' pickup produced in the States for the last 15yrs:
It will have a load-over bed height of 6'7" and the bumpers will be vertically centered on the giant belt-buckle worn by the male model portraying a cowboy in the first series of "Truck Yeah" commercials for…

I solved this issue by dating the HR woman who initially interviewed me for the job.