Wah-wah-wah-waaaaaaaaaah...

See Larry!?! See what happens when you find a man in the Alps?

They didn't inherit the cats; the cats assumed them.

I live in South Texas; I could bake hams in my car during the day...

Wait! So they take a giant pile of suburban morons who think running around in and amongst 1200lb hunks of beef with hooves is a good idea and yet the only significant injury came from a RC heli falling on the spectators?

If you're going there, I'd have to include the complete dismantling of the US rail infrastructure and the conversion to moving everything via trucks which are interspersed with passenger traffic on the US highway system.

Venice: it's been sinking below the waves for a couple centuries.

But, being a dirty, hooning Jalopnik commenter there's no doubt that you don't drive it like the folks at the EPA recommend.

Yup. Our little kitty Karma transforms into Shiva, The Devourer the moment anything green and organic passes the front door. She will even climb up on the fridge to nibble on the red-chile ristra wreath hanging over the kitchen door.

Driving a roomy car doesn't make you unethical, it makes you a slalom cone!

Actually produced? I'd have to go with the Shogun which mated a tube-reinforced Ford Festiva with a rear-mounted Taurus SHO motor.

The only possible way anyone could get cited for driving in the passing lane in Texas would be if the offender had non-Texas plates. Texans have the worst lane-discipline of any vertebrates and they treat the freaking passing lane (ahem "It's the fast lane!") as if it's a birth right; their Pappy parked his ass in…

Having nearly been run over by a mini-van borne idiot who right-hooked me when I was going about 35mph (bombing downhill in the bike-lane. Albuquerque rocks.) I say that's damn good! Said idiot pulled in front of me in the right most car lane (just to my left) and hovered there with no signal, of course. After…

Texas finally changed that stupid exception early in the 00's and the locals are still whining about it. Morons...

Really? I'm afraid the author of this article is exactly the kind of putz who I go out of my way to avoid and keep out of my life, both personal and professional. If your life is so pathetic that you're going to let a handshake affect your opinion of a person then maybe instead of writing articles telling others how…

What?!? Did "burnout enthusiast" Shane Tenhagius finally make an honest woman out of his baby-momma?

The shock effect of this is mitigated, over-all, by it being a van from a Fox affiliate, not a big-league Fox News vehicle. It's like the difference between arresting a minor-level bagman for the local mafia vs. arresting the Godfather.

Nah, we all know that burning individual churches won't do any good at all. If you want to affect change you have to burn the institution.

Aspen 5-0 scoff at your pitiful reliance on SUV's:

Should have just been the Chevrolet Venture Bros. Edition: