I’m just glad there was a story involving dogs and cops that didn’t end in the cops shooting the dogs or shooting at the dogs and hitting an old lady or a child.

Fuel-evaporative cooling only works with nitromethane, which obviously means all cars should run on nitromethane.

Weld a steel chicken to the roof. Done.

You already know all the grievances. The sport kills its players. Some of the players beat their wives. The coaches are lunatics... The officials are morons. The replay system is horrific. The games can be dull. The rules change hourly. The owners routinely rip off customers and municipalities