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Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.

Tulsa has direct access to a riverine shipping port which takes ships to the Gulf.

Watched it all the way through; still waiting for “Thanks, Obama!”

Or, if you work for a shop that uses a lot of zip ties you can just take a handful.
No personal cost

It could use a bonfire.

With a logo-emblazoned spatula with which to scrape the remains of the driver off the wall he splattered himself across.

Corntrapz Rowzingas

That would be Elway you’re thinking of.

Well, technically, I think it “blew the fuck up.”

He should go hunting with Cheney.

“Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and

Is that even a theory? It was pretty obvious to me, even when it was happening, that Jordan wasn’t taking some time off basketball to fuck around in the minor leagues (with a team owned by the same man who owned the Bulls) and risk a career ending injury.

You do realize cell towers are basically line-of-sight communications? If you can see it, within power parameters, you can connect to it and make a call. The reason they require cell phones to be off in the air, aside from the risk of interfering with various aircraft systems, is that one phone can see many towers and

Of course a goal or two on the ice would also earn Cromartie a puck-bunny after the game.

Nothing but amputee porn:
It’s all half off.

Oddly enough, though, Trey and Bryce also jacked a car and completed a string of strong arm robberies.

In this instance you’ll want to keep ice on your stick.

He kicked the bucket, does that count?

It should be legal to jam a screwdriver through the eye of any human ever using the term “on fleek”