Do ya think he’s one’a them effete snobs what BUY a tent cart?
No way! Jim’s a good, salt o’ the earth guy; a One Of Us guy who knows, not thinks mind ya; KNOWS, the best tent carts are discovered while rooting around the storm drains downstream from the nicer shopping centers.

Well, in my case I ended up marrying her.

I get it, Suzuki is going all STEAMPUNK!

Ok I’m 100% in favor of LW making the Hall, but I had to look up that reference.
Good one!

I’ll grab my sunday go-t0-meetin’ camo and swing by the Academy to pick up ammo fer my scattergun.

Larry Walker for HoF!

If karma is real, it’ll get rear-ended by Range Rover.

I got eyes on you

John Woo is now shooting MB promos.

Nice job by the ground guide there. I hope that pilot got out and kicked his vodka-soaked butt.

You missed what is by far the MOST essential electronics hand tool:

in ‘98 I was working for a company that handled the back-haul from pretty much all the pro sports venues. I was stuck on the bridge the night of the All-Star game at Coors Field so arranged to have the feed from Coors sent to my ops area to watch the home run derby. This was the year that Griffy Jr. was the flavor of…

80% of my goofball border collie/buffalo mix’s food is organic, non-allergenic and/or prescription. The other 20% is cat poop, barf, grass and random things she grabs off the ground while we’re walking in the park.

From the bottom of my heart, fuck Mikey Pizza with his own gay-porn ‘stache.

Frunk-hole?

I agree that these simpletons aren’t the threat to democracy that they think they want to be. That doesn’t mean that we should allow them to cosplay Alabama Militia Day on public property, though.
I think this would be a good time to delay the retirement of a couple warthogs and:

My wife doesn’t get hangry, she goes straight to hitchy.

I trust you can source that douche-shirt. I figure you should have a wardrobe full of ‘em, right? You wear them while driving your br0-truck and whining about “them”.

That’s two different towns and Santa Fe has an awful lot of good food but that one’s my favorite for a lot of reasons. So far as the Owl, that’s in San Antonio but the rest of your bitching isn’t even close. I’m likely older and obviously wiser than you with definitely better tastes in food but hey, you’re the one…