You guys, Trump is fat.

Seems like now might be a good time to post this...

236 my ass. That’s the exact number of lbs. to sneak in under the obese classification for someone who is 6'3" (also note his height increased an inch in order to sneak in there too). I don’t buy it for a second. Not that commenting on women’s bodies would be cool if he were fit, but the hypocrisy and delusion are…

How can Trump make America white again when he can’t even stop Machado from becoming a citizen and voting against him? What a fat loser he is!

Yep. Dude was tweaking balls. Either coke or Adderall.

This was Donald Trump’s A game. It’s just that his very best isn’t very good. He’s not used to someone, especially a woman, who is not under his thumb licking his boots. He’s not used to being called on his horse shit.

She probably snickers to herself every time she reads that. So clever!

what if it was aliens

Really? Setting aside the immorality or inefficiency of such measures, in more and more cities, if you're the victim of a robbery, unless the robber is right there, you're expected to go fill out a complaint yourself at the police station because they're too busy to waste time on your small potatoes crime. So where…

Her dad is a filthy racist. She supports and props up her dad. End of story.

Ivanka’s literal quote from the end of that interview: “I’m going to jump off, I have to run. I apologize.”

Obama’s plan has black on it, plus it only applies to Muslim babies.

Three Seashells

Three Seashells

How in the ever-loving fuck is this guy single?

airlines.

I think in part some of the confusion comes from the fact that Trump isn’t claiming that Mexico has agreed to pay for the wall... he’s insisting that, no matter what this sovereign ally to the South says, he, as president of the United States with the backing of the strongest military and an incredibly influential…

Sorry, no. Teenagers are assholes and need to be taught by assholes to become bigger assholes. Wait, that’s business school. Never mind.

replace all cops w dachshunds