No no, it's only so we can put MORE cream cheese on top.

It'd be awesome if they just mandated extra sick time for everyone.

How I've survived in the corporate world:

Back to Gawker with you Skippy. The bros are calling.

You don't even know these people's lives. That girl could've met him 5 minutes before it happened. Damn. Let's not hold assholes accountable, now—they're assholes!

The real outrage here is that he ruined your special date with Kraft Italian dressing.

Well, since you want to know honestly, yes.