Nah, like all this other stuff going on, his face it totes normie!

It’s the new normal. We’re all normies now.

Like the face of Representative Chaffetz, there is absolutely nothing abnormal about all this. Totes normie!!1!

How bad does one have to be when the only real distinction between you and actual real war criminal Nazis is that you are a shitty dresser as well as among the shittiest of human beings?

But you know he’s loyal to anyone else who needs oil to be 80 or more a barrel and that’s what matters! Loyalties.

He’s really only a threat to about 80% of the people. He’s more of a discomfort to around 19%. But he’s gonna be GREAT for a small fraction!

What’s weird about the story? Seriously, if I could get people to play-act my revenge fantasies in a safe-space I might put a little coin on it. I’m just not creative enough to figure out a satisfying way of simulating a billion minor annoyances for the rest of a person’s life on a budget. Like, what am I going to…

It’s almost as if Hillary Clinton was aware of the fact that Putin had long pwned the putrid pile of radioactively orange shit referred to as The Donald.

The economy for people who made money from oil and selling shitty mortgage-backed securities was FUCKING AWESOME under GWB. Just because you 90%ers didn’t do so great doesn’t mean the economy wasn’t just fine and dandy for a certain faction of your “betters”.

You go on and get excited about what gets you hot and bothered and let other people do the same. #NoJudgement

In a sense, you’re right. He doesn’t have a fetish or kink, per se. He has them all in endless pursuit of feeling what he thinks he SHOULD feel and never actually feeling it. It’s a void that can never be filled.

It’s one of Connecticut’s few truly admirable features: You allow every few years someone to publicly humiliate and defeat Linda McMahon. God Bless You!

Hey, I think helping sam get comfortable with his pee fetish was a good use of time. We helped a stranger get through some difficult shit. See, we CAN use the power of the internet for good.

We’re only 99% sure you’ve got a pee fetish. So, I can’t say for certain, but I’d throw a couple of bucks down on that if someone was dumb enough to take the action.

I love how great that sounds when you do the sketchy Simpson’s Attorney voice.

Goddamned right!

But, just to be clear, you’re down with the pee fetish part, still, right?

It’s OK, you can still like the racist, golden shower enthusiast, klansman’s boy. It’s America. You can like him even if he’s a complete and total monster. For fuck’s sake, we let Hitler and Confederacy fanboys wear their dated fashions and celebrate the “glory” of the losing side of a couple wars we won. You go…

Some guys like to feed trolls, some like to watch golden shower shows. #nojudgement

He seems OK with him having a pee fetish, though.