Yeah, maybe if you had better breeding you’d be able to take paid vacation days and use mileage rewards for a free flight and hotel.

You’ve cast a message in a bottle and believe there is a deeper wave than this. There isn’t. It’s a scam. We’ve been had. Someone should call the police on this.

Oh, it is. A completely ineffectual “I can proudly wear my ‘I voted’ sticker” moment. White feminism.

Wow, 26K people in Minnesota. I bet that doesn’t even make the Chicago papers, let alone national news.

Just as effective as the real march, but conveniently located for you.

Because creating several competing events is a sure way to keep the spotlight focused!

Remember that time veterans camped out on the mall to demand their bonuses? That worked out fair and square for them, right?

No, you’re totes safe because the march will be totes ineffective in any real sense and forgotten about in a few days.

See, even a fucking Koch brother can manage enough human decency to leave the club that has offended a member of his party. Everyone but Trump in this sounds like they got basic manners down right, so they’ve got that going for them. And right at the time when polite society collapses ahead of the empire, too...

Because his clothes are his portrait, he is Dorian, and we’re all fucked because Samuel Pepys was a fucking busybody, innit?

It’s one of those inexplicable laws of nature. No matter how much you try to conceal it, your true self will shine through. A wolf in sheep’s clothing will still out themselves as a wolf, by their actions and predilections. When someone is so utterly awful inside that they cannot - no matter what expense is taken -…

Not just Billionaires! Honestly, how many people with modest wealth (250K-1MM) who are sitting with a set of index funds aren’t really appreciating that the S&P is up something like 6.5% since election day? If you just had a quarter million dollars sitting in an S&P index you’ve gotten a bit more than 16 grand in a…

Name one fucking bad thing Taft did while he was in that bathtub! Not fucking one. That bathtub is a goddamned PATRIOT!

They got the pursing of his lips as he says ‘pussy’ just right!

I always wear a condom, so it’ll be fine.

Maine has always been a fuckup. There’s a compelling argument that admitting Maine as a state ultimately leads to the civil war.

Also, all investigation of his shadowy dealings with shady figures would suddenly be portrayed as ‘unpatriotic’ and undermining our security efforts.

‘Zactly. Pics or it didn’t happen. Fucker is assumed to be a lying cuck until sauce is provided. Same rules apply.

Know your enemy. Goddamned right!

You leaving? Fuck you if you won’t stick around to help fix it. Because at some point there’s nowhere else to run.