PT Cruisers just can’t help getting crushed, can they?

and bonus Jalopnik:

Man how the hell do I get out of the grays? Have to reply to my own comment or star it or something? Is there a policy out there somewhere that Gawker has which explains this shit?

“...to those of you that choose a crossover over a wagon, shame on you.”
Sometimes they don’t give you a choice, and go doing dumb shit like killing the WRX hatchback. So do what I did and drop a Forester XT. I’ll make my own damn wagon.

Australian version:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEHFBfVGvrI (YT: New Holden VE Ute TV Commercial)

Android?

Veneno or no, whale penis leather and the SHEER SIZE of this thing surely should put it in position #1

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  OK so I test drove one of these (the 4-cyl & 6-cyl) and really need to make the following correction:

There are two types of burgers: the Kuro (Black) Pearl and the Kuro (Black) Diamond with all the fixings. The burgers go on sale later this month in Japan for a limited time only.

Also how do I go about not being gray any more? Shit's getting old.

"...The young guy next to me immediately started fighting with the geriatrics behind him because they didn't want him standing and cheering (in the front row). The elderly lady on my left was asleep for much of the game. It must have been past her bedtime."

Fuckin' olds ruin everything in this state.

8.) Subaru Forester

Where the hell does someone come up with a price like that? You could buy a brand new 2014 Miata and a 1992 SC400 for that, surely, and then you've got a fun little project!

Fuck the haters. Keep on keepin' on, Doug.

Holden Efijy.

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Any chance of stopping the Texas fellatio any time soon?

Whenever I see that flag being appropriated for Tea Party use I want to show them this