"…there's no crime here."

He's the most likeable skeeve around.

I think this is great. I really hope we see this happen. Let's just stop pretending. As much as we want to make it about ideals and integrity, it's a popularity contest. The most charismatic candidate wins, pretty much since Kennedy. Let's stop being naive about this. This is what it has been, and this is what…

his song that glorifies the objectification of women is being used in an ad he believes glorifies violence

I would take all sorts of cuts.

Talk to my Jewish lawyer.

I swear, you just can't say nice things about anyone anymore.

I know I hate people who make broad demographic disparagements.

Congratulations Ryan Murphy/FX. You've insulted the dignity of a 100 year old woman. Perhaps next you'd like to come over and tell my nana how much her oatmeal raisin cookies suck.

Hey, cool it with the racial slurs, mister.

People destroying themselves through their own greed and hubris? Call me cold-hearted, but that seems like a positive offshoot of this sort of thing.

My thoughts are there is not enough information here to draw that conclusion, as "rich" and "eccentric" do not inherently lead me to that place. The guy created a treasure hunt; sounds kinda whimsically fun to me. If people get themselves killed out there looking for it, that's on them.

Verbing.

This is at first a subconscious and then overt reminder that people like Jones, despite their fiery rhetoric and extreme pseudo-beliefs, are here to sell you stuff.

Is it orange, and does it need to be peeled before you can eat it?

If one thing comes out of this and all other given examples above, it's that human contact is poisonous, and seriously needs to be discontinued.

I think you forgot to include info on how to sign up.

I would watch this if it was directed by Ken Russell.

Why, it's almost as if people cook this bullshit just to get their team all frothy.

I've wondered what it's like for celebrities that have had sex tapes released who are single and dating. Do you always wonder if everyone you go out with has seen it? Would they admit it if they did? Would you still want to go out with someone if they had? I guess for Kim, the answer to the last one would be,…