To be fair, technically speaking Damon Wayans, Jr is the funniest thing Damon Wayans has ever been involved with; he is answering the question “what kind of career would Damon Wayans have had if he was much funnier and infinitely more likable”.

This story is the funniest thing Damon Wayans has been involved with since...

A sublime confluence of creativity, brevity, and stupidity

Are you suggesting that Charles Rocket didn’t give it 150 percent?

God, imagine how you’d feel if he’d actually been sired by a rapist.

Where did I say he didn’t get shit for a lousy accent? He didn’t get shit for being a Californian; I’d wager dollars to doughnuts it was never brought up even once. It certainly was never presented as part of a list of everybody who played him before (Broderick Crawford: Pennsylvania, Paul Frees: Illinois [1949 radio…

I’m sorry, but Jordan Pelt is no Rod Sterling. 

And Sean Penn’s accent in All the King’s Men was silly and overdone, but I don’t remember any reviewer calling out that he was from California. And this reviewer didn’t call out an accent, he called out a nationality. From now on, every time Hayley Atwell is cast as an American, I expect to see (you know she’s…

I Married Pablo

“Wagner Moura (who’s Brazilian, not Colombian)”

Maybe trolls are dirt cheap, who knows.

It’s nobody’s “job” to “submit” to anything in a relationship. But when you love someone, you try to understand and help them, and I don’t think her notion of a break demonstrated understanding of his issues or any desire to help him with it. Which is not my case as to why Rachel should really be the one everyone…

He did not get fired; he got put on sabbatical. (Verbally assaulting? Please; he spoke loudly to him.) Preyed on a student... that’s a whole other can of worms I don’t have any interest in opening right now.

Yes, the monster that is Ross. Ross, whose first marriage ended when his wife discovered she was a lesbian and cheated on him, right when his child was being born. Ross, who didn’t even get to indulge in the fantasy of a stable family existence before it was ripped away, totally blindsided. Ross, who in the next…

And you, sir or madam, are a rude person who says mean things.

Hmm, a person driven exclusively by good intentions devoid of any concept of situational awareness, showing absolutely no regard for the reasonableness and feasibility of her attempts to act on them, becoming irrationally angry and combative at the show of any, very understandable, resistance, even from the target of…

Christ, you may be right. It’s been 20 fucking minutes and no change. Does nobody who works there even glance at their own site?  Are the writers so fragile they can’t even scan the comments, even on the most innocuous items about casting decisions?  Truly pathetic. 

Fucking seriously? (They will correct this headline, but the proof of their unbelievable sloppiness will live forever in the URL.)

Some people mistake not being an ideologue for not having a viewpoint or a moral center.

A charitable analysis would chalk this up to good intentions going astray; there is a line between protecting the vulnerable and an assault on autonomy, and while there are relevant details we don’t know about this particular instance, the available information here shows it leaning hard toward the latter to my eyes.…