He narrowly edged out Rebecca Black.

Any movie made before 1980 is no longer considered a “film” anymore; it’s a historical artifact.

Now you’re supposed to accuse me of being a pedant and “technically correct.”

“Sam Mendes, who’s one of only two directors to helm consecutive 007 films”

Next week: An oral history of all the blowjobs Pat O’Brien has ever gotten.

I guess we have to give some credit to Risen, which gave us a Maorian Jesus. That’s at least pretty novel.

That still ticks me off. In the Simpsons universe, he’s Rainier Wolfcastle, damnit!

Eh, fair enough. I’m not perfect and these conversations can slip away from me here and there. I probably should have sat this one out; I just have a pet peeve about seeing people tell others how they feel or what they think. I wish everybody could agree that’s a generally bad road to go down.

Because of this convoluted Kinja commenting system, I’m not sure specifically which of my posts you’re replying to. I’ll just say this: I follow the Golden Rule - do unto others as you would have them do unto you. He presented himself as someone who would have others be smug unto him by setting that standard. That’s…

A fair point. One that I think would have resolved this whole discussion one or two replies deep, and we wouldn’t have had all this needless anger.

I think the problem is you’re trying to argue your objection to snide editorializing with someone who clearly has no problem with it as a tactic, yet won’t just say that and will continue to insist that’s not what is going on here. This is not really about what information was introduced, but rather how it was…

Would doing so lead people to believe I was angry or just annoyed? Who knows! And in fact, who cares!

“keep being needlessly angry”

Ortiz caresses a brick building and romantically murmurs, “Lives lived,” to only himself.

Hey, can I ask you something? What happened with Lego movies? They used to be simple. I know you know what I’m talking about. Now we’ve got Ninjago Lego movies, vague concepts, creative differences with unproven filmmakers? I mean, I’m not saying it’s bad, I just want to know what happened.

I look at that kelp mascot and I think to myself, “No wonder the Japanese are terrified of sex.”

I lament when daytime ESPN made the full transition to Tosh.0.

They’ve remade Overboard? Do they have no appreciation for the profound dangers of the subtextual slippery slope? Like how I used to watch all those Bugs Bunny cartoons when I was a kid, and now I can’t stop dropping anvils on small animals.

It can’t be; it doesn’t rhyme.

The only way you could make this work: