Tomorrow’s poll: “How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

Aggregate Twitter Response Journalism has replaced and vastly surpassed Studies Show Journalism as the laziest and most damaging trend in modern reporting.

It’s a fair cop.

Who’s a skeevy bigot with a faulty understanding of canine physiology? Who’s a skeevy bigot with a faulty understanding of canine physiology? You are! Good skeevy bigot with a faulty understanding of canine physiology!

Jimmy “JJ” Walker thinks this news item is “Dy-no-MITE!”

People don’t think of celebrities as strangers. How could they be; they’re in your home practically every day.

Because what he actually said was nothing and not worthy of anything harsher than perhaps a light sigh and an eyeroll, and by obscuring it to any degree it allows for people at work where video is blocked or people just skimming over it to think that something actually bad, or even remotely notable, happened, and the…

“Also, a “guy who tells jokes about current events” should have a better goddamn grip about when to make jokes about current events”

Nope, sorry. You’re still a monster.

What does the fact that this is a man arguing with a woman have to do with anything? Is your contention that if this costume designer happened to be a man that the original poster would have said, “Okay, you’re a man so obviously you know what you’re talking about and I don’t, so I’ll stop now”? Because that has not…

It must get exhausting having to hate every single person who’s not halfway up Hillary Clinton’s ass.

An important consideration: TFA was shit because it was made by a shit filmmaker, but Rian Johnson has given us nothing but reasons to be optimistic.

I suspect she might have been suspended for this one regardless, and that its precedence merely provided a tidy cover for ESPN. Shit-talking Trump; this irritates a portion of their audience and they’re clearly not happy about that, but it’s also currently more the national pastime than baseball or football combined.…

Yes, congratulations. There’s nothing more gratifying than ruining something for somebody else. Important work has been done here.

This is a downfall that will be delightfully epic.

Curious as someone who has never seen Glee or anything else this actor has appeared in: For Glee fans, is this more of a “oh I can’t believe it, I liked him so much and my experience with the show will be forever tainted,” or more like, “figures, can’t say I didn’t/couldn’t see this one coming”?

Ally Walker should have had the career everybody thought Tea Leoni was going to have.

“Tom,” the press release writes, “picks up the satirical, profane torch once borne by Bill Hicks and updates the cynically nutty view of society that fueled George Carlin’s classic routine.” Meanwhile, his “occasional explosions of righteous anger recall the howl of Sam Kinison,”

I watch the footsball, and I kept seeing ads for this and thinking, “Wow, it’s like they programmed a computer for ‘most socially irresponsible concept for the contemporary climate ever’ and this is what it spit out.”

And who is in charge of Tom Cruise’s fake butt?