Deadheads are certainly not what I'd typically call model citizens, but douchey is not a remotely appropriate descriptor based in my interactions. Of course, the Deadheads I knew was back in the day when the Grateful Dead was still touring. In fact, I had a Deadhead roommate when Jerry kicked it. He may he been…

I also saw Q&MP open for JSBX, and they were a lot of fun. They opened with a puppet show featuring Satan vs. a rockabilly squirrel, and at one point Quintron played a light bulb. Good stuff.

Oh, hell yeah. A couple of the XA versions of the Acme tracks are better (particularly Lovin' Machine), and XA has Electricity, New Year, Confused, Not Yet, Hell… all at least the equal of the best stuff from Acme, and I'll put those first two up against anything they've ever recorded.

Top 5 album for me. Whenever the AV Club writes up JSBX, I see most people throwing in for Orange, which is excellent, but this one hits me much stronger in my sweet spots. It's harsher, punkier; I remember when I bought this (a used promo copy for $3) and I put it on and it opens with that scream, my first thought…

You should just play it safe and hate everyone.

Their fingers in their ears? My God, they're not even married to each other!

Perhaps I should have added the opening qualifier "nakedly".

Well, like that, only not as broad.

Get Kevin Hart as the kid and I think we can get this made.

Oh, I got a good one! How about one called Bad President? It can be this totally outrageous premise about how the President is actually a rampaging racist, misogynist, bullshit con artist who only ran as a massive ego trip. That would be so funny, amirite?

What will you call it when his guest is Tom Hardy?

It's actually quite brilliant. It's definitely gotten people's attention, and it creates a fresh news item every time they cast a different actor. Even the detractors generate discussion and deepen brand awareness.

It's almost like he responds emotionally in the moment, and then, I don't know, I guess thinks about stuff and feels differently? Almost like a real human person does.

Here’s how to tell the new Underworld and Resident Evil trailers apart

October Surprise comin' out of the gate hot! Gotta love it!

I mean, if in no other way, just that Clinton is far more intelligent and could probably bring so much more creativity and specificity than Trump is even capable of.

Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course—not even close…

This is inarguably a First Class firstie.

I like to watch the bubbles when replacing jugs in the water cooler. In fact, I like to make sure all the water is drained from the reservoir before I replace them to achieve maximum bubble output.

Anyone else getting the feeling this writer determines what he's going to bitch about by drawing a card from a deck of random subject matter?