Right, I’m drawing a distinction between “party” and “party ballot line.” The latter is worth grabbing. The former... well, fuck them. 

Yeah, I go back and forth. Some days I think “we’re completely fucked, might as well get mine and get out.” Other days, like today, I see a glimmer of hope in my fellow man. It’s probably because I got peach yogurt this morning.

Why not both?

Oh? Do you think there’s something embarrassing out there that would have turned voters off? Like an audio tape of him bragging to Billy Bush about sexually assaulting an actress? Hard to see how any candidate could win with something like that out there.

I’ll do my part to drive revenue:

It’s just so exhausting at this point.

I think it’s these “party first” people believing, like truly believing, in this milquetoast liberalism even though all evidence points to it being a failed ideology (if you can even call it that). There’s a great article in the Atlantic about how these democratic think tanks flat out ignore all the evidence that…

Don’t vote. Let the democratic party either adapt or die. Even after losing to a demented, orange moron they still can’t get their shit together. It’s amazing.

Are we still litigating this? Why? Does anyone still think that the democratic party is salvageable?

We don’t “need” computer engineers. Business wants computer engineers to depress the labor market. Also, those people already get moved to the top of the list. Damn, you really just shot some solid bullshit out here without doing the slightest bit of binging, didn’t you.

Awesome. Let’s start with those people who have been displaced by american military interventionism. They go to the top of the list.

Sir, this is america. The rich don’t lose.

No. Screw those assholes. This is like showing up with a fire extinguisher after the goddamn house has burned to the ground.

Sarah Huckabee-Sanders doesn’t really give press conferences. I prefer to think of them as really shitty performance art pieces.

Stop looking for a rational conservative. That person does not exist.

Good of you to point that out. Black face is just poor judgement. Anti-semitism, on the other hand, will NOT be tolerated.

Just a few bad apples.

You seem nice.

This is obviously the work of a RUSSIAN AGENT!!! Look, when John Podesta lobbies for Saudi Arabia it’s good, because Clinton. When Manafort does it, it’s bad, because Trump. They’re not equally bad and you should be ashamed for even suggesting it.

You seem nice.