Want to hang out?

Don’t drag Dantonio for this. Moana is one of the few kids shows that doesn’t make me want to stick and ice pick in my ears. Ever watched Paw Patrol? Holy. Shit.

Paul, buddy. Let’s have a chat. If you want to illegally funnel money to you and your friends you have to set up a charitable foundation for foreign billionaires to contribute to. That way when you’re accused of influence peddling, some .org will be there to point people toward the fact that you spend 0.01% of your…

Me: “I really don’t care all that much about this russia investigation in comparison to the truly terrible policies that the republicans are advancing.”

Really? Antifa went into a restaurant and assaulted an interracial couple who were quietly having dinner? Care to cite a source? You fucking racist piece of garbage.

Ugh. What a disgusting turd.

Police are asking for anyone with information about the suspect to call Crime Stoppers at 615–74–CRIME.

Why do you hate america?

Okay, but you’re just repeating the “common truths” written by the NYT, the Washington Post, etc... So, you’re saying that in that case, toeing the line is just fine, but when it’s a contrary position that’s shared by more than one person then it’s somehow nefarious? Give me a fucking break. You could stand to read…

Meh. Maybe. Who knows. That’s the thing about counterfactuals, no one knows if they would be true. For example:

So what? Are you seriously giving me the “few bad apples” bullshit right now? That’s wonderful. I do read the Intercept, but not exclusively. I also read it critically. Your fixation on it and use of the word “devotee” is interesting. You think that because I’ve read the Intercept I’m, what, brainwashed? Or…

Why would I take seriously any publication who told me that Iraq had WMD? The short memories of the american electorate tell me that we are, indeed, fucked.

Like Fox News, or CNN, or the Washington Post (Operation Mockingbird) or the NYT? No thanks. I’m good.

When reached for comment, Jim Irsay responded:

Well, if your’e taking fox news seriously then that’s a problem. They sound idiotic when they talk about anything, not just this russia business. I mean, at one point the dems were trying to suggest some sort of russian plot because the russian ambassador had met with rnc officials. That’s his fucking job, to meet…

I’m not a republican, friend. I can see you’re really committed here, though. Look, if you want to spend your energy worrying about which russian spoke with Flynn as opposed to which russian spoke to Steele, then more power to you. For me, it seems like a waste of time. This is like every other “scandal” that…

Just a few bad apples.

Yep. With VP Bannon and Secretary of State Baked Alaska.

But he did whoop so much ass.

I’m really having a hard time giving a shit about this russia business. This is just some DC bullshit. Now, it seems, that suggesting some association with russia is just an all-purpose cudgel to use on anyone with whom you disagree politically. MSNBC might as well call itself “Red Baiting by center-left white…