I think my reply will ungrey you, so that everyone can get a taste of this bullshit.

I just can’t understand the motivations of people who think that “news” is going on and on for 30 minutes analyzing a fucking handshake. Ugh.

Oh, no. You’ve got this all wrong. CNN are the good guys now because they ask Trump the hard-hitting questions like “Why are we Fake News(TM)?”

One of the worst things to come out of the Trump presidency is the “redemption” of CNN. You would think that with 24 hours to fill they could, oh I don’t know, go into an in-depth discussion of how the rise in mean global surface temperature is causing these disasters to be much, much worse. Instead, they’re out…

I’m happy about the ruling and all, but this

I’d like to establish legal residence for my foot in your ass.

It’s just a matter of time before Blackwater shows up and starts murdering citizens.

It should have been bedazzled with “Rich Bitch” on it.

I am, admittedly, a bit of a Luddite. The thought of a world with machines that kill and artificial intelligence scares the living shit out of me. But at times like these, I truly wish that there were a device that could transport me directly to your location so that I could kick you in the penis.

Fuck that. Informing the police is clearly the weaker option here. He should have just shot them himself.

The man should be in prison.

Trump will endorse Jeff DeWit to take Flake’s seat. Guarantee it.

Yeah, I’m not so sure. I think that there is a desperate need on the part of many americans, particularly NYT readers, to believe that the empire is staying the course and that they have deluded themselves into thinking that the office of president will cause Trump to behave differently. Take a look at what Clinton…

You know, I know you’re being flippant, but I ask myself this question often. Why is it so important for these corporate media assclowns to find any reason to call Trump a good president. Bombing Afghanistan, bombing Syria, now his Harvey response. The only answer I can think of is that they’re afraid. They’re…

Yes. God created this terrible natural disaster in which people have died and lost all of their belongings to expose corruption. It’s what I like the most about god, he really knows how to drive home a point.

Exactly.

My apologies, Dr. Pedant. You can replace “believes” with “listens to.” Is that more appetizing to your delicate sensibilities?

James Clapper, the former director of national intelligence

OMG NOT THE FOUR YEAR OLD MEME!

Hey, Hillary-man, I’m not interested in comparisons to Trump, who is actually a piece of human garbage, so you can put that shit to rest right now. The Clinton Foundation is an influence laundering scheme and I don’t give a shit how many .orgs (what’s next, going to cite a Center For American Progress report?) give…