These full-throated Hillary-man! defenses of both her as a candidate and the Democratic party are pretty hard to take. The best I can tell is that these are so-called Reagan Democrats who picked their side in the 90's and just blindly pull D when they engage in politics every 2-4 years. I don’t think it matters to…

Sorry, brosef, I don’t watch CNN so I don’t get the endless parade of meaningless bullshit that you are clearly consuming. I don’t give the slightest of fucks about microphone packs, or stamina. I do, though, care about what she said to Wall Street bankers in those speeches, what policies of hers both as senator and…

Yeah. It amazes me how many people still subscribe to the belief that somehow the voters, and not the Democrats, are responsible for Hillary’s loss. It’s fucking incredible.

In a memo leaked (or hacked, no it was a leak) from the DNC, one of their strategies was to use their contacts in the media to elevate the so-called “pied-piper” candidates over the more centrist (ahahahaha, fuck that) options. They named Donald Trump and Ted Cruz specifically. On top of that, they ran a shitty…

My prediction: poorly sprinkled with a fair bit of who gives a shit.

Oh, but he really would have.

How about this as a strategy: give voters a platform that they’ll vote for.

Get out the yardsticks, boys! Time for a good ole’ fashioned dick measurin’!

Sorry, are you talking about the grassroots support in the form of Union members on their way to campaign in Michigan that the Clinton campaign sent away? Because that was a great decision.

It doesn’t matter what lever you pull. If the extent of your political engagement is limited to one Tuesday every two or four years and various forms of YAASSSQueenery, then you’ve already chosen your side. It’s the losing side.

Ahhh. Yes. The losing side. Keep toeing that line, Sport.

Everyone except Clinton and her campaign team. They did everything right, but the proles let her down. :(

There is no “ourselves,” Skippy. Pick a fucking side.

Speak for yourself, sport. Hillary deserves far more scrutiny than she has received.

Oh, but Ed Rendell and Robbie Mook said that Hillary didn’t even need those voters! Remember? For every progressive they lose they’ll gain two fat, white folks in the suburbs to replace them. Whoopsie!

Dear Hillary,

Arya cuts off his face, gets herself an audience with Cersei, cuts her face off, leads the Lannister army to its demise. Boom. Steak dinner.

I swear to god I think most of this bullshit is just Trump trying to get back at Obama for making fun of him at a fancy party. Writing that sentence makes me so unbelievably angry and sad.

HAHAHAHAHA. No.

Yeah, the difference is that Beyoncé knows what the fuck she’s doing and isn’t a douche. Lemonade was amazing and the release was, I would argue, one of the best album releases of all time. TayTay tried to repeat that, fucked it up, did some racist shit, out-and-out copied Beyoncé really fucking poorly, and…