Heard Alex on the Dig today (suuuuuuuuup) and I think he’s right: Instead of just playing fascist-footsie, the Repubs will be a party of white nationalists in the very near future. It’s too bad that the goddamn Democrats are so shitty that they will invent new and exciting ways to lose to them.

The police are tools of white supremacy.

This is amazing. Given that TayTay exerts maniacal control over her image and brand, how in the hell did she convince herself that this was a good idea? Good god. She should stick to what she does best: dating B-list actors who need to boost their profiles so that they can land an acting gig in the next Ron Howard…

Duuuuuude. Ali Wong’s Netflix special was awesome. I laughed my ass off.

Amy Schumer is not funny. Like, not at all. Also, did you go out of your way to find the most unflattering picture of her? If so, great work.

Totes, bruh. After wading through a sea of drunk 20 year olds and dodging piles of beer and cheese vomit, you can freeze your nutsack off while enjoying the “Eat Shit, Fuck You” chant. If you’re lucky, the fat ass next to you will piss himself, start a fight, and fall down 3-4 rows such that he has to be carried out…

That’s not Trump’s base. Poor people don’t share Trump’s ideology—more importantly, they don’t vote. Trump’s base is the white, suburb dweller making between $75,000-$100,000 per year. That’s the voting block that the Dems try to target; the so-called Reagan Democrats. And that’s why they lose. When given an…

This is goddamn problem with you libs right here. You want all the details of whatever policy up front, as if that actually matters, at the expense of ideology. It’s the West Wingification of politics. Look, no rational person gives a fuck if you can rattle off more statistics than the other guy in some misguided…

Where is Jaime Lannister when you need him.

Remember: it’s just a few bad apples.

Right, they may think that there is a “legal” solution to this, but that’s just bullshit. I mean, the idea that people will “self deport” or whatever is asinine. Show me an example in the world where that has worked. Now, think about places in the world where the same two (or three or more) groups have been…

No. They all want the same thing: a white ethnostate. There is no way to achieve that without violence. Just because the fucking chodes in the media (looking at you, Kamau) want to get cute with guys like Richard Spencer (he’s so DAPPER) and not force them to admit that they do, in fact, want to violently expel…

I miss the Mooch. He was the most accurate representation of both the vulgarity and absurdity of American politics.

This man is undoubtedly not guilty. The state refuses to test evidence from a similar crime for DNA to rule Williams out. What fucking country am I living in?

Subaru Forrester. Fucking hate it. It’s a car that tries to do everything and gets nothing right. The front seats are uncomfortable and the pedals are in the wrong goddamn place for long trips. The back seats have no leg room. The cargo space is too small to take an extended road trip. The fucking roof rack...…

Pizza The Hut!

This man has a PhD in “Stupid Ass Slippery Slopes.”

I’ll bet Donny could get the Lightfoot Militia and various biker clubs to provide security for him for free. Well, maybe not totally free. He would probably have to pay for their rooms at Motel 6 and their meals at Waffle House.

Oh, word. He should have made Priss freeze her fucking eggs to postpone having kids so that the super important work they do at Facebook could continue.

Every single corporate media outlet is complicit in promoting these racist viewpoints. They’re such whores; it’s completely sickening. These MAGA assholes are clearly in the minority, but they get more airtime than anyone else.