What the hell is self prevention? I’m trying to parse it, but it seems like nonsense.

Not really. It’s more self preservation.

As a taxpayer, I am so looking forward to the tremendous opportunity of owning a share of these loans by subsidizing the tech industry losses when the bubble bursts.

Parents are like puppies. You give them some freedom and let them play around, but every so often you need to reinforce their training. I find saying “One more ________ and I won’t speak to you for one year.” This strategy worked with one of my parents, who no longer tries to agitate me. The other one I have not…

Cush is basically W without the phony accent. You will recall that W started two wars.

HAHAHAHA. This will last 30 fucking seconds.

YEAH BOOTSTRAPS!!! This is such an absurdly over-simplified answer that I can’t even begin to formulate an argument. It’s like receiving a memo from a staff member that is both riddled with grammar and spelling mistakes, and has no coherent through-line. I’m completely stymied by this kind of ideological idiocy. I…

So, then, what is the correct solution? I understand not wanting to join a union, mostly because the honchos consistently sell out their members to curry favor with the wealthy and powerful. So, I’m sincerely asking: In the absence of a union, how do you propose workers protect themselves? Ask nicely? Open a…

So, are we all getting together to jerk off? Asking for a friend.

With the exception of the personal questions, these are all super easy to answer. I wish I got these questions during an interview.

“Don’t Stop Believin’” - Journey

Look at you. With your anecdotes.

Here’s a pretty good rundown of the county’s position. Anecdotally, I visit Chase Field semi-regularly and it’s a great place to see a game. I would be disappointed if the team were to relocate. That said, the Diamondbacks and their ugly assed uniforms can fuck right off to West Virginia before another stadium gets…

It’s just a few bad apples.

Doug Gottlieb is just auditioning for Mooch’s old job.

They are the Democratic party of football, trotting out one respectable loser after another.

#grit

The only thing that could possibly make this franchise worse is if Jerry Reinsdorf somehow got an ownership stake. Fuck the Bears and fuck Jerry Reinsdorf.

Or, maybe it’s that they are extraordinarily well informed and have come to correctly realize that when “bipartisan” legislation gets passed, it means ordinary citizens get fucked.

Yeah, but he’s not a real democrat, like Joe Manchin.