Murkowski and Collins can fuck right off, too. McConnell was bound to give out two free passes for senators in vulnerable districts with the hope that there would be a tie and Pence could step in to break it. Offering any explanation other than their votes being craven bullshit done only to preserve a republican…

This comment is so depressingly banal that it has sapped my energy to properly snark at it.

The United States is not now, nor has it ever been, a democracy.

Yes, that welfare reform, crime prevention bill (or as I like to call it the “I’m not going to get Willie Horton’d bill”) and privatization of government services sure did wonders for protecting minorities. The democrats are just as bad as the goddamn republicans. The only difference is that the former don’t use…

They were going to ungrey it, but they’re too busy putting together the next Bernie hit piece.

How does this kind of shit get out of the greys? Ugh.

You’ve never fucked anything except your hand. On second thought, I’m pretty certain you’ve had Mike Cernovich’s cock in your mouth. You dumb motherfucker.

You truly are a dumb motherfucker. The opinion that I have is that the fat shit cop in the video is representative of all cops’ opinions and attitudes, and the majority of cops’ physical appearances. Just as I can pick up an apple and think “this is an apple, and while it may be different from every other specific…

Similar to the way you’re generalizing “black people,” my argument is that the fat fuck in the video is an accurate representative of all cops, loosely in appearance and certainly in attitude. You seem to think quite highly of your intelligence, but in reality your IQ is probably in the low 80's and you live either in…

To see the fat ass cop. You moronic motherfucker.

Watch the video, you slow motherfucker.

Why are all cops inbred, fat ass, suburb dwelling, alcoholics with authority complexes? You simple motherfucker. 

I’m certain you do, you ignorant motherfucker.

No, you didn’t. You dumb motherfucker.

This man will be the next senator from Mississippi. Write it down.

Read the article, you stupid motherfucker.

“Megatron’s Butthole” is one of the best things Magary has ever written. That’s not necessarily a compliment.

Counterpoint: Sarah is a fucking troll who should feel bad no matter the reason. Mooch, too.

Who hacked him? The Russians?

Due to climate change, the takes will continue to get hotter with no end in sight.