Someone needs to tell him about this amazing fuel-saving device that costs thousands less than all this junk they’re putting into cars now.

Poors: We’d rather have dirty cars than the elites get to dictate over us.

This doohickey sounds like a bunch of mumbo-jumbo malarkey. I’ll stick to my tried and tested fuel efficiency booster, Thank you very much!

I’m sure this joke isn’t unique to this combination of locales, but as a kid I’d hear that if Evansville left Indiana and joined Kentucky, the average IQ of both states would go up. 

Bullitts for nothing and glass for free

Blacked out lights.

Sure, there is some recency bias, but the Chevy SS was/is underrated.