Ive been seated next many obese people and never have they had 2 seats.

How to fly with young children:

“you paid the same amount of money to be on that flight that they paid.”

Someone had to!

01/30/82 at the Capitol Theatre

Rihanna could. And no one else. Maybe an ectomorphic young man. Tim Curry.

Good lighting and with my arms raised above my head at all times

Yes! Because I love to make my boyfriend laugh so hard he falls off the kitchen stool. Then, as he is lying there on the floor, bleeding from a gash in his forehead, I enjoy watching him point at me as he barely manages to gasp “What the fuck is that?”

One observation about that. The couple did not get pregnant. The woman did. I hate that “we’re pregnant” shit. She’s pregnant. He’s not.

Well, thank fuck that’s over with, at least. :/

Thank you for telling me! I've been a little lost. Some of us emailed about better troll protection. But I always mindymooed on Saturdays and much prefer a cocktail than a beauty product! Mwaahhhh

Something I just realised: handjob and blowjob are called jobs, because there is no pleasure at all for the one doing the job. It is one sided. It is usually done only for the reason to make him finally stop pressuring for sex. there, you have your orgasm, now leave.

Urgh.

Fucking relax.

Maybe not cushy, but if you can afford it, it’s cushier than some.

I have mixed feelings about this, I’d be pissed if I had those tickets, but not at him so good for the Boss. Hopefully this gets people to be more politically active. Charlotte, and Asheville are my most frequented cities for concerts and I'm currently having serious reservations about how much money I spend in the…

I do a chicken soup for my wife that is just like this. Use a whole package of chicken wings or thighs plus some giblets and livers if you can get them. Cook it till the chicken basicaly disolves into the broth.

I’m pretty good about pulling off the Band-Aid when necessary, and it sounds like you’re there. But I also have commitment issues, so maybe it’s easier for me than it should be.

Remember when a truck carrying ramen noodles crashed and the estimated loss to company was $38.00...