All we are is dust in the wind, dude.

This. I have a couple of shirts with a pattern on the inside of the cuff, but there’s no way I’m wearing a shirt like that. Three rolls or nothing!

“No Frank...heroin.”

I would literally rather drink shards of glass than spend any amount of time with Candace Cameron Bure or her psychotic brother Kirk.

He’s too talented. If I were a team manager I would pick him up on the cheap with a clause in his contract that mandates he has therapy sessions with his a psychiatrist once every week. I honestly think this would work. And actually make him a better quarterback, to boot. Clearly he has issues and these issues affect…

Calm down. have a nice christmas. Sorry I offended you.

She’s a size 10/12. In my world, that’s not plus-size. Lane Bryant’s smallest size is a 14. I understand that high fashion is different, but holy hell. I thought we were done with all this size shit.

I love you for this. We did homemade cards until our lives got in the way, so that was that...and I hate the damn holiday letters about people’s fucking perfect lives and their amazingly gifted, beautiful children...

I think cosplay is strange too. Keep costumes for Halloween, people. But adult Disney fanatics just kind of squick me out, probably because of the family thing. It’s just odd.

My creepy family members took their honeymoon to Euro Disney in Paris. They worked at Disney until my cousin got fired for being drunk on the job too many times. He and his ex-wife would constantly one-up each other with Disney trivia. They would go on Disney cruises. All of their free time was spent at Disney,…

I have creepy family members that are adult Disney freaks. It’s frightening and I don’t understand it at all.

My gawd, Disneyland is the worst place on the planet. Why on earth would you take a date there?

And with the boy babies you are way more likely to get your face pissed on. This is just poor decision making.

Ha! Now I can give this article to my mom, and she can give it to her coworkers who keep bugging her that I should freeze my eggs since I still have them after my hysterectomy and have them implanted in Cindymoo, despite the fact that my eggs are garbage and we don’t want kids! Keeps your nose out of my oves, ya bunch…

I’m really upset, too. What I haven’t been able to ascertain is if they’re completely *gone* or if the material that would normally be in those sub-blogs will now be rolled into something else. I mean, Pinkham is crazy popular, and if he’s completely gone I can’t imagine people will be happy. No more BCO? If it goes,…

I know, it is such a diverse area of topics, I loathe the idea of it being another gossip blog, and I am sooooooo bummed at loosing Kitchenette and Pinkham and BCO, and all the wonderful writers....I know change is natural and sucky, but this truly sucks all the ass, and not in the wanna eat ass way

I loved Dayna’s piece on the treatment of women at Gawker. Definitely one thing I liked is how at the end after she talked to her mother she basically said (paraphrasing heavily) “And this isn’t to say that Gawker is particularly bad, just that Gawker is like so many other male-dominated workplaces these days; the…

Millihelen and Kitchenette being dropped was a real punch in the gut. The writers and commenters were some of my favorite things about Jezebel. If SNS were to ever be changed i’d riot.

I still need to talk about this: the current changes in Gawker Media, the firings and the closing of sub-blogs like Millihelen, The Vane and Kitchenette are still on my mind. Also, that post on the treatment of women by GM really left a bitter taste in my mouth. I really like this place, have liked it since its…

I hope Pinkham caves and shares all the poop stories as a last hurrah.