This blows. Sending my virtual prayers to Flip, his family, and the T-Wolves organization.

This guy gets IT

My mother, forevvvvvvver, would inadvertently call it “Chick-A-Fill.” Which is...better? Worse? IDK. Whatever, I told her they were awful homophobes and we went to Sonic for tater tots and slushes instead.

Totally get the DESIRE to do this, definitely wouldn’t act upon it. I had several people RSVP to our wedding and no show without so much as a text or a card and would have LOVED in my wildest dreams to do that, but those are dreams and I had to be content in just huffing and puffing and being personally done with…

Proud owner of the one’s that are Gore Tex lined here. They are adorbs with leggings and an over sized chunky sweater. Perfect for trips to the liquor store before you curl up on your couch to watch Netflix, get real drunk alone and avoid leaving the house from December-March.

You were also outside with the rest of your clothes. Do you change your pants and shirt that you were wearing outside before lying on a bedspread or couch?

We don’t care because we have these things called vacuums and carpet shampoo machines. Even if you don’t wear shoes inside on your carpet, you should still clean it.

Spring: Sports OK, weather OK

That article was among the hottest takes I’ve ever read on a Gawker Media property, and I say this as an appointment reader of Hamilton’s and Drew’s. It’s a god-given right to defend Fall against bad takes.

Fall is the best because FOOTBAW, full stop.

Get fucked on the no-reclining rule.

You should be sorry. Check your bag. You not having to check a bag is not more important than other people who follow the rules not having room for theirs.

this post is useless without pictures.

Some of these floral prints are actually pretty good...but the COLORS are horrrrrrrible. So muddy and drab! :(

I do! probably more interesting than just the standard potato filling.

There are actually 2 fatal flaws.

Two years ago, parts of Minnesota were colder than parts of the planet Mars. That’s right. A planet that is ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY MILLION miles further from the sun was warmer than Minnesota. Winter SUCKS.

The best season is autumn; this is not up for debate. Summer is the worst and I am hating every miserably sticky minute of it.

My dress shopping was... alright.