Weird how dozens of women can claim the same man raped them AND he admitted to buying drugs to do it and idiots like you still won’t believe the victims!

I am in NO position to be marrying my boyfriend any time soon, but this piece has come along at a pertinent time.

2 pm? Y'all started the week off with a "fuck it" over the whole Conde Nast thing, and have carried it all the way through. Cheers!

Chapelle was right. Everything is cooler in slow motion.

That angle is the best because it make everyone look like they have a Jabba the Hutt neck.

I’ve never been able to find it, so I don’t think so :(

That’s not balanced at all, especially given the bullshit reasons you can get pulled over for.

Like many parents, mine took five-year-old me to Disneyworld. Perhaps unlike other parents, mine decided that I was old enough for my first roller coaster. I remember feeling mild trepidation as I was strapped into the seat for “Space Mountain”, then screaming my head off for three solid minutes as we sped and flipped…

Starred for “Jurassic bird”. I’ve had an awful day, and this is the first thing to make me giggle. Thanks for sharing.

A few things:

I worked at a small, regional BBQ place that was popular for mac n’ cheese and pulled pork. Not terrible food,

Were your dog’s enemies ridiculous?

This isn’t my mishap, it probably isn't even a foible, but it is 100% true. It involves some Australian rugby players, who’d made a visit to my college at stayed over at some of our rugby players’ apartment.

I keep a magnified mirror and a pair of tweezers by my computer so I can pluck while I wait for stuff to load.

RING THE BELL IN FLAVORTOWN SQUARE BECAUSE GUY REVERE IS RIDING HIS 4-COURSE FLAVOR HORSE THROUGH THE STREETS TO WARN YOU ABOUT HIS BRAND NEW CASH MONEY DELI BRO-GIE JAM PACKED WITH MORE MEAT THAN A DRUNK SORORITY GIRL ON A SATURDAY NIGHT. AND THIS AIN'T NO GAY-OLI MY FRIENDS, OUR STRAIGHT GANGSTER VOLCANO AIOLI SAUCE…