Review tracks! People review cars all the time, but don’t give a crap about the tracks they review those cars onto. So a track review and a complete “How To” would be very interesting given your experience. Maybe a tutorial video to go along in a street-ish car with more regular tires to complete the write up? (slicks…

If hitting it with a hammer does not fix the problem, then it’s an electrical issue.

Hey Tom! Thanks for your advice a few weeks ago, and I’m glad it sparked a post here on Jalopnik. As a follow up from my initial situation — I did end up purchasing the car off lease outside of the dealership. I arranged my own financing, handled the paperwork through the mail, and ended up with a total $49.00 in…

Fowl? He said motherfucker, not chickenfucker.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

About fifteen or so years ago there was a place in Midtown called Quark that would build pretty much any spy gadget you wanted into a car. Gun turrets, tear gas cannons under the wheel wells, spike star dispensers, oil slick, whatever you can think of.

I drop popcorn on the floor of the movie theater because they have people they’ve hired to clean it up.

Michael Schumacher.

Oh and bring back Junkyard Wars!

Woodward Dream Cruise. Yeah it’s packed. But you see so many cool cars. And they cut back on the “ABORTION KILLS CHILDREN” billboard trucks.

Read that as “rally course” and was supremely confused.

Hybrid’s, brought on by the auto companies themselves.

Contrary to popular belief, the answer is this: they work really, really hard over a long period of time.

Me.

I’m a control freak, I am a terrible passenger. People often called my car a taxi during my younger years because I’d happily give everyone a ride if it meant I was not at the mercy of someone else’s driving. I absolutely cannot stand it.

My life in one chart

Anyone who pulls this off.

Renault Clio V6

I usually don't comment on many of the technical issues discussed here in Jalopnik because I'm not very well versed on auto mechanics. However, since I was actually an engineer who worked with hydrogen for the Space Shuttle program (retired now) I cringe a bit at the idea of your local service station getting plumbed…

That my good sir, is called winning. You are winning.

May I ask what bike and modified car? I mean I am a Jalop, so this peaks my curiosity.