Well pretty much what makes your families American cars so reliable and the rest of the countries so unreliable, is that you’re not American. For whatever reason, American’s only do any sort of maintenance on their cars when they absolutely have to. If it’s still rolling, that means it’s fine. Couple that with…

I know! You’re pretty much forced to buy foreign if you don’t want a Harley. (or other small outfits)

I can’t wait to move back to Detroit and get back to my non-American car ways!

Ha. That’s a good answer.

The worst was when I bought my first car, it was during the real big buy American ordeal. It was a used Scion tC. Everyone got on me for not buying American to which I said, no American or foreign car manufacturer is getting any money from me buying a used car. An AMERICAN car dealer made some profit off me though!

Why didn’t you buy an american car? You should have bought a fiesta instead of a civic.

How much does that cost?

Me too. I was thinking “you have my interest”

How many takes did it take you every time to call it by the wrong name?

The team of which Maldano is on. Because you just spend money repairing/replacing your cars and not winning.

And can’t drink alcohol, or have sex with women, or....

If you read the title as “Here’s why my dad will never buy a Lexus again” it is a very confusing read.

He’s back!!!! Hoorayyyyy!!!!!

It looks like a BMW with a different front clip.

Just the fact that there are speed limits on the expressways in Montana is ridiculous. The last time I drove through there I averaged about 110 and I don’t think I touched the steering wheel...

A Mini.

I also wanted to add in to this, that if you use Turtle Wax branded products to wash your car that you don’t need to wax the car because it is already waxing it. That’s really where I was going with the turtle wax image.

I don’t need to wax my car.

Definitely Sweet Tooth. As if clowns didn’t scare people enough already....

Apparently Raph is older than I thought...