I used to sell these things at toys r us when I worked there. They're awesome even when you're an adult!

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I wonder how many facial piercings the BF now has.

That's what I was thinking! This is like a tutorial on how to lose a fish.

I feel like we should have gotten a discount for having to drive a bigger truck. Sure it would cost more to rent the bigger truck so we are getting a "deal" but not when I didn't want it. Then I had to pay the extra gas costs which were probably a decent amount considering I was driving through mountains. Then just…

The one I got was so bad that when I rented it for the known damage or whatever they call it part, they just put "external damage".

I can do the drive from NYC-Detroit (10 hours) on almost no sleep the night before and working a fully 8 hour day in a car no problem. But after driving that thing for 6 hours after a full night of sleep and driving mostly through the daytime... I was DEAD TIRED.

I would also like to add...

The one I had was an automatic. It was a complete shitbox so I could only imagine that it would have had only 2nd and 4th gear if it was a manual.

I asked for a 14ft truck to move mine and my fiances stuff to NYC... this is what I got... 24ft of incredibly hard to drive through the narrow roads through the Mt.s of PA while they are doing construction and even more ridiculous to drive and park in NYC.

Lamborghini Huracan?!

I'm actually a little disappointed I scrolled all the way down and didn't see this one yet...

That's a hat. Not a helmet.

I felt the same way as you did when switching to the bigger bike. I rode a CBR 600RR for a few years, and my dad has had Goldwings since I was born. One day I took my car in to the shop next to my dad's work and took his bike home and he took my car home at the end of the day...

There's a town in Michigan that a statue like that would fit perfectly in. Two actually depending on how you want to go with it.

Can you please follow up on this story and find the author of the flyer and interview him/her/it?

he came out of something, that's for sure.

Well with that video evidence I can absolutely positively assure you that he said it.

You got the best of 3 worlds then!

Wow. I need more Mt. Dew, or more sleep. When I read that, for whatever reason... I imagined the Space Center Houston getting mock-up Shuttle Independence placed upside down on Independence's back creating the exhibit. It made absolutely no sense to me, but I still went along for the ride.