Elon Musk. Has to be. Dude’s driving a Tesla.

Bo and Luke Duke would have never driven a car that wasn’t objectively racist. So yeah, Tesla fits.

Take a story from another news source, add zero reporting of your own and a bunch of snark. Saves money for Jalopnik, gets people all fired up, drives clicks, win!

They rarely have issues, and when they do they get blown out of proportion because: Its a Tesla. Also, no, your mechanic works on Hondas and Chevys. Teslas go to an authorized Tesla shop, which is most likely not where you go.

Your mechanic has *never* seen a Tesla, lets be honest here.

Says a guy who’s never read their balance sheets.

Tesla has a fully integrated plug-and-play payment processing system - no need to waive a card, no need to do anything else. They’ve provided an entry into that world via the Tesla app for non-Tesla customers connecting via the common non-Tesla charge port. For them, the federal funding isn’t worth it - they’d have to…

It is “almost” there but looks pretty much like they stuck on a camper top and stuffed some seats in the back. Also- no roll bar. Guess the occupants in the back might get decapitated in certain wreck scenarios.

At the this point I mostly torrent shit I already own or have watched enough times on whatever service to single-handedly change its popularity metrics. Occasionally I might want to check out something not readily available on a streaming thing but I am not sure I want to pay for. Otherwise I pay for shit.

This is a technology so rife with abuse it should never be allowed. It is only going to get worse. Just wait till a serial killer uses this.

UPS actually told The Teamsters to take over healthcare and pensions. They didn’t want to deal with it anymore.

I do not understand how car companies spend billions of dollars and man hours on research and development of their product, yet they allow the customer experience at the point of sale to be such a shit show.

Dude ookla is not an accurate test. Honestly 99 percent of speedtests are trash. How do I know this? Network admin here. Speed is not the big problem with satellite. Connection quality=latency is the issue. Latency spikes are insane with it. Testing a 2 second time period like a speed test does is a damn joke.

Have you seen Ford try to launch a car in the past 5 years? its all just mistake after mistake

Good job once again Raph. Writing an article with zero research and then updating it with the correction hardly 10 minutes later.

From the Freedom Phones own privacy policy:

Hi Jason, so we have a brand new DS7 : https://www.dna.fr/faits-divers-justice/2021/05/04/le-moteur-chauffe-la-voiture-s-embrase and brand new 3008 : https://www.turbo.fr/actualite-automobile/un-peugeot-3008-prend-feu-sur-la106-174436  seems to be a pattern here.  And that Golf GTE that exploded :  https://www.turbo.fr…

So @Jason Torschinsky, we’ve seen in France a 3008 PHEV catch fire and a DS7 recently :

No you don’t. Ferraris and Lambos go up all the time with nothing posted.

Fun fact. There are almost 200,000 vehicle fires reported annually in the USA.   Vast majority of fires are cars filled with explode liquid fuel. I’m not Tesla apologist, but it appears to be Jalopnik’s goal to showcase every Tesla fire.