why don’t they make the airplane out of the black-framed glasses, amirite?

You’re all correct. I’m an idiot. Of course, you probably already knew that.

Head coach Ben McAdoo addressed the hole

“That’s a unicycle kick.”

some of the scene, though none of the head-banging.

Are you trying to activate sleeper agents with this post?

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.