Man, if I got to watch a toddler walk through a curtain instead of the same dumb lame questions that nobody cares about I would watch a lot more postgame shows.

This is the second time this week I feel like Jezebel has transported me to an alien planet. Apparently this woman qualifies as being “plus size” or “husky” and white men don’t want to date attractive black women.

He’s known for being kind of lazy and spending a lot of time getting in flamewars on Husker (college football) messageboards.

That douche was never funny. It isn’t even like the David Cross situation where I just flat out don’t get what he’s going for.

People despise Richard Lewis (LOL investigative reporter) for various reasons, but it’s worth mentioning in any discussion of Echo Fox’s troubles that the visa issues are not new, and that triad of commercial and fan favorite teams TSM/CLG/C9 were given much more leniency. They were also the driving force in Riot’s…

Yeah, same.

Beware the slightly pre-ides of February

It might just result in less sales period, I dunno. I wouldn’t have bought Darkest Dungeon without it being easily availile to “try” because the presentation makes it looks like not my kind of game. I simply don’t have the budget to just take a flier on everything that comes out. Given the pretty punishing reviews and…

I think it’s some shitty low-rent Disney font knockoff. Says it all, really

If you pull a firearm on someone who isn’t threatening you, you should spend the rest of your life in jail. No exceptions.

The S is backwards!!! Handwriting: truthered.

To be fair, the US can be pretty wacky with regards to awarding patents and trademarks for utter nonsense. On the other hand, fuck these two jamokes

If it didn’t work some of the time, nobody would bother doing it.

What is a comprehensive list of the animals that actually seem to show interest in the concept of painting? If I remember right, elephants and primates do, but not a lot else. My dog would have done the exact same thing as the polar bear.

I wonder what could possibly explain the precipitous drop in batting averages over that timeframe

I was very sad I had to search this down. WAY TO GO PAUL

I was about to have to heatedly disagree with an idiot over the internet, but then I realized you meant the equivalent of that fake-ass frame-lagging strikezone ESPN insists on doing.

This is wildly tangential to the topic, but I’ve been thinking about it for awhile.

It’s pretty hard to get the hipster crowd to back Macklemore vs anyone, but it looks like you’ve accomplished it. Well done.

If you want pure mainline facts to inject into your alleged brain just look at a box score or a stat site. Deadspin will be just fine without your august presence.