Please use some variation of Sepp Blatter being rained on for every Sepp Blatter story from here on out, including his funeral. Unless he actually fucks up and gets arrested.

Is Kotaku staffed by non-gamers on principle or something? I follow regular sports more than e-sports personally but even I know every single headline I see on Deadspin from Kotaku is factually wrong in some aspect. “Levelling accounts” is botting shit to 30, something no pro would bother doing. ELO (which has been…

Replace the balls with hand grenades and I’ll watch golf.

“(Do all cops post this kind of stuff to Facebook? It’s interesting that the sheriff specified Kromer is a Bills coach in his post.)“

I seem to remember a lot of studies showing that HCFS was much more addictive and less “filling” thatn sugar, and threfore while it’s not nutritionally very different you’re going to end drinking more USA Cokes than Mexicokes.

Tbf I wouldn’t call Grahovac’s palm to the face a “punch”, it was pretty obvious the other dude was gonna swing at him and I think he was trying to shove him off.

What about the people who took him to task for just contantly dipping into the “rape joke” bucket?

Seriously. Is there more video before this? Like fighting isn’t cool but this doesn’t exactly make the dude look like a monster.

Have you watched the MLB ones since they started mattering? They’re actually ballgames now instead of subpar background noise for a party. What I don’t get is people whining about the fact that they fixed the allstar game being shit. It’s like they want it to go back to being a slightly more competitive Pro Bowl.

The function of politicians is to lie. A good and effective politican tells everyone what they think they want to hear, then does what is expedient, profitable, or (god forbid) according to their conscience. If every politician did exactly what they promised while campaigning every democracy would be a goddamn…

Videogames. Are art.

LMAO. I must have started paying attention to Royals broadcasts after Rex Hudler stopped doing whatever schtick he did but the rest of that is spot on.

What bothers me the most is her lack of effort into the fake doctor name. “Mark Johns”? That sounds like something a 7 year old would make up on the spot. C’mon.

Probably the people trafficking them, not the people fleeing to the USA

Congratulations on finding the most punchable Donald picture in existence.

You gonna get married, you get married. You gonna be in a relationship, you be in a relationship.

Have a giant persecution complex?

No, it doesn’t. Autism is a disability, much like loss of any physical faculty. I don’t want my children to be born deaf, but that’s not because I hate deaf people. I just want them to be healthy.

What he said was completely out of place and horrible. I don’t doubt that he didn’t really intend to say what he said because there’s no way a human being with a conscience would think that through and then say it out loud, but trying to shift any of the blame to it being the Internet’s fault is dumb as hell.

The math in that is hilarious. Anyone whose job it was to care for children would be sacked and probably jailed if they repeatedly made such criminally negligible decisions for their charges. Hell, you’d probably get done in even quicker if you were managing risks to mutual funds instead of people.