The joke is that the NFL doesn’t care about domestic violence in any meaningful way.

Wait, so an activity’s fans losing all sense of perspective and losing their shit over a children’s game played by idiot savants that they can’t in any way control makes them LESS of a real sport?

Knowwhatimsayin’?

I only started being a sort-of Pats bandwagoner when my team was out of it after Spygate. If Bill was fucking insanely obsessive enough to think he could get something out of the dullest corporate espionage of all time then more power to his insane monotone hoodie wearing ass.

If there’s a labor dispute, it’s obviously because the workers are greedy. Those darn workers, always demanding more than their fair share.

I think the difference between the two is that while the final minute takes fifteen, it’s at least still pretty gripping because the game feels like it’s on the line with every possession. Hack-a-Shaq isn’t as boring as four corners was by any stretch, but it’s still pretty unwatchable.

Exactly. Break an unwritten rule in baseball and you’re a fuckin’ pariah, drive blind drunk into a church bus full of old people and small children just before punching your wife with your gigantic roid-arms and all people really want to know is if he’ll be back in time for that crucial division game.

“There are also a ton of moves with hyper armor that ignore projectiles” This part is incorrect, the reason why Jacqui is uniquely difficult to deal with over someone with more/faster (framewise)/more damaging projectiles is because hand cannon hits 3 times. This beats every armored move I know of.

Or if they weren’t phished accounts to begin with, or if the guy is perfectly happy to pay whatever sum every few months for the privilege of greifing, etc.

Is this your first time reading the written word? I never referred to combo fishing as “spamming”, but the principle is the same - you haven’t really mastered spacing or reading your opponent or having a good mixup game or any of that, you’re just fishing over and over for that jump kick into 35%+ combo that can beat…

There are other players who can zone (“spam”) quite well, what makes Briggs different to deal with is that her full auto move hits 3 times, stopping a lot of armored moves which can otherwise be used to bull-rush through that kind of zoning, especially in MK. That Kung Jin player wasn’t much better, as I said in…

Yeah the Jin is also just combo fishing over and over for the same combo. He even drops it most of the time he actually connects with his leadin. He also spends the majority of the match struggling to comprehend “duck gun jump rocket” and never once uses his DA4 (i think) which is a pretty boilerplate fireball counter.

I like how all these people bitchin about the original article are just reiterating shit he says like 2 paragraphs in, in the original article. I guess it’s not that surprising I guess since like half the grown adults I work with struggle to read aloud from >9th grade text.

Actually, common sense is not buying a PPV to benefit an unrepentant domestic abuser. Well done to all those lads for making that whole shitshow a little less profitable.

If ESPN had a spine, the penalty would be telling boxing promotions (ie HBO) to take a fucking hike. Sport is dead as shit anyway, and I wouldn’t be surprised if ESPN would neither gain nor lose if they just chose to completely ignore it.

Wow, what a dick. First instinct isn’t to check if the dude’s okay, it’s to argue at the ump.

Dude helped them win a title on PEDs, they should be allowed to short him his bonus money if they vacate all affected titles/pennants NCAA-style.

If he had his anxiety issues under control enough to be an outstanding college player, there’s no reason to assume he couldn’t manage it in the pros.

This is why you should never, ever square with potential employers about mental health/seizure issues. There’s an even worse stigma attached than with sporadic employment history.

Yeah I dunno that’s honestly a pretty good goof. Everyone would be laughing if it weren’t for the whole rape thing that’s gonna hang over every game like a shroud now.