Since I’ve been vaccinated I’ve bought 10 copies of Windows, is that weird?

What is even the thought process on this? Vaccines will kill you, but not if I do it first?

The Key Lime plane got hit by the orange plane. Smoothie.

My yearly roof rack haul is just a Christmas tree, because I’m afraid of what more weight will do to the structure of the roof.

You made two mistakes.

Defending yourself from criminals = good

“I’ve personally seen what Portland has become”

BUT... he never felt lonely. From his absolutely phenomenal book, Carrying The Fire, which I read as a NASA-obsessed kid and still own dog-eared on a bookshelf:

An efficient car gets 5L/100km (don’t ask me what that is in cubits per bucket)

F1 does not refuel in-race.

Maybe they couldn’t get the overtime approved?

You're right on the first point but incorrect on the second. It was always a tracking device.

I have a weird feeling that you already had this plan in place and just substituted ‘tracking device’ for something else.

“Michigan man dies after being run over by his own vehicle. Witnesses say they saw him driving at a low rate of speed, then suddenly disappear through the floorboard.”

Thats load bearing feces 

Given the current state of his hygiene, I trust those are owned or staffed by people you don't care for?

Sometimes a paint job is just a paint job.

And I feel like I’ve written it five times before!

It’s kind of amazing how many times Orlove writes something on which I agree, in principle, but recoil at the delivery, forum, and relevance. “There is no god”. Ok, I am an atheist... but what the eff? The self-righteous arrogance in this shock-journalism is ridiculous.

That’s just Raph’s shtick. He’s the journalistic embodiment of “If you can’t get attention by doing something well, you can still get attention by doing it badly.”