Once, just once - I’d like to be one of the cool people who knows the slang first, instead of one of the clueless people going, ‘Hey, fellas, what’s so funny?’

The loophole was that staff working at the base were waived from immunity, but families were not. There was a 1995 agreement that granted US base personnel and family members diplomatic immunity. Then they dropped that immunity for base personnel ... but they forgot to include “family members” in the specific language…

Diplomatic immunity was dropped for US staff working at the Croughton base years ago. The problem was, they forgot to include the families of the staff when they did so. The intent was obvious, but they didn’t write in that specific language.

Transformers gets kinky.

Is ... is everything okay, Torch?

Really shouldn’t have googled that on my work computer.

I follow a general life rule - never stick the most sensitive, vulnerable, potentially painful part of my body inside something motorized and automated.

This could be the ballsiest method ever of leaking coded nuclear secrets to the Soviets.

Ha, that was exactly what I was thinking.

I heard unemployment is a hoax created by the Chinese to get Hilary elected Pope of the reptile people.

What book was this?

And then the bear attacks.

If you’re interested, you can view individual state timelines of daily cases and deaths (overlaid with the dates of state measures and re-openings) here: https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/data/state-timeline/new-confirmed-cases/michigan

Why would I stop for a cardboard cutout? I have two eyeballs, and therefore a sense of depth of field. A cardboard cutout doesn’t look like a person with depth perception.

What a schmuck.

“What a fun name.”

Stick a piece of tape on the top of your mask where it sits on your nose. Surgeons often do that to prevent fogging. If you don’t mind looking a bit weird, it’s functional. Use medical tape to get it to stick to your skin, despite sweating.

DT’s landlord is apparently cool with it:

I dunno, dude. I was like 7 when the OJ chase happened, I didn’t know who OJ was, I didn’t even know what the trial was really until years later - and even I think “OJ Simpson” whenever I hear “white Ford Bronco.”

You know why that explanation doesn’t make sense? Because Volkwagen is not a small operation whose ad team is a couple well-meaning guys working in Movie Maker who just “missed it”. They are a multinational with a very large and well-paid marketing department who are strict professionals with very high self-imposed…